This blog is definitely NSFW and not spoiler free.
I'm heeroluva, a slash fanfic writer. I currently post a lot of Avengers, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and cat pictures, but a little bit of everything is likely to appear here. I'm liberal and that's likely to show as well.
“Passion, it lies in all of us, sleeping... waiting... and though unwanted... unbidden... it will stir... open its jaws and howl. It speaks to us... guides us... passion rules us all, and we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love... the clarity of hatred... and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace... but we would be hollow... Empty rooms shuttered and dank. Without passion we'd be truly dead.”
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on.
this is the best story
Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc
This is officially the best thing ever. I’d like subtitles for the screaming on the DVD, plz.
OH MY GOD CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HALP
holy shit is this FOR REAL.
Wiener Schnitzel!!
Pfffft, that’s the best I’ve ever heard.
SCHADENFREUDE! Imagine someone screaming this when they’re in danger.Priceless
I CAN’T STOP CRYING AND LAUGHING AND CAKLING AND SAYING “OMG OMG OMG OMG” I NEED TISSUES THERE GOES MY MAKEUP
(Source: yesimheretoo)